Retrograde Waters
This is a personal blog that serves as a miscellaneous collection of things I find cute, cool, interesting, and enraging.
I know that all people are equal and deserve the same rights and respect, and I welcome everyone of all and any race, religion, nationality, gender, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity and expression, romantic orientation, age, ability, anything else I may have forgotten (let me know!) and any combination or absence thereof. I do NOT welcome discrimination and bigotry. If *I* say or do anything that is offensive or insensitive, please tell me! I try to consider everyone/different perspectives and experiences when speaking, but I could always make a mistake, and educating myself is a constant process: I will be grateful rather than offended to have small-mindedness on my part pointed out. It's the only way I'll know to correct it.
Thank you and have a nice day!
(Blog NSFW: strong language, various topics of discussion, and occasional images of anatomy and/or nudity.)
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The Birdcage(1996) is always in my movie playlist.
No, you don’t understand how much I love this movie....
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Concept to Final Design
YES YES YESSSS
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For posterity, a list of some incredible women who got the short end of HBO’s stick.
Do NOT get me started on Jeyne...
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shine bright like a...
(via tommcready)
(via wearyruler)
Fill an ice cube tray with melted chocolate. Add berries. Freeze. Yum.
TUMBLR IS ALWAYS RECIPE GOLD.
jesus christ YES
(via wearyruler)
Fish Pond Cookies
Candy melt decorated koi fish swimming amongst the lily pads.
(via moraniarty)
Mochi Ice Cream
Flavors:
Black Sesame (Mine. Black sesame, nomnom.)
Green Tea (Little brother’s. I also wanted this one so I made him order it. Heehee)Mochiko - The Cliffhouse, Tagaytay
Note on the pack:
“Good things come to those who wait. Please wait a few minutes or when mochi is soft to the touch before biting into it.”Waiting has its rewards :)
chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick
i just made an elongated choking sound
deepthroats these
i would deepthroat like 4 of these at one time.
i would eat it normally yall weird as fuck
I showed this to my husband, and he misheard my explanation of them as “chocolate-covered cheesesteak on a stick.”
That would be a very different taste experience, indeed.
I literally said, “Oh fuck” out loud when I saw these. They look positively sinful.
(via ohdeargodwhy)
Cake Batter Fudge
Ingredients
1 cup yellow cake mix
1 cup confectioners’ sugar
1/2 stick (1/4 cup) butter, cut into small squares
1/4 cup milk
sprinklesInstructions
Mix cake mix and icing sugar in microwave-safe bowl. Add butter and milk. Don’t stir.Microwave for 2 minutes. Stir immediately until completely combined. Add sprinkles. Do not overmix as sprinkle colour may bleed.
Spread into greased pan. Refrigerate for at least one hour.
*** UPDATE- One of our fellow followers (rhodeislandborn) tried this recipe and found a solution to the bleeding sprinkles. They used Funfetti cake batter instead of yellow cake batter and omitted the sprinkles. There is already sprinkles in this batter. She says that it came out great with this batter and the sprinkles did not bleed at all! Thank you very much for that feedback!
I interrupt your rescheduled dashboard to tell you that I just made this and it was goddamn delicious and everyone should make some right now.
My tip: Use a small pan to chill it. Mine was too big and while it was still good, it was very thin and sort of unfudgelike.
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
(via hatcrimes)
I don’t know what that is but I want it in my mouth.
